From the depths of his RGB-lit coding dungeon emerged Vitalik the Beta, armed with nothing but energy drinks, a wife-beater, and desperate dreams of matching Chad's glory.
Being a BETA is panic selling your ADA because some guy with a cartoon monkey avatar said "gg" in the trading
chat. It's spending three hours writing the perfect technical analysis, drawing seventeen triangles on a chart,
only to get liquidated faster than your morning coffee hits. It's joining every "next 100x gem" Telegram group
but somehow always catching the dumps.
A BETA's natural habitat is refreshing their portfolio every 3.5 seconds while watching their favorite
influencer explain why their -98% call is "actually bullish if you zoom out far enough." They're the first to
type "wen listing" in every project's Discord and the last to realize they're in yet another honeypot.
Welcome to the BETA life. Where every dip is bought, every pump is missed, and every day is a new chance to turn
your portfolio into more red candles. Together, we'll make history - or get rugged for the 456th time.
1,000,000,000 BETA
2.5% For Development & CEX Listings
1.5% For Growth & Marketing
1% For Team Members
Download the Vespr Wallet Extension to manage your assets securely.
Purchase ADA from an exchange like Coinbase and deposit it into your wallet.
Use a DEX like Splash or Aggregator like Dex Hunter to swap your ADA for BETA.
Welcome in, you've officially become a BETA. Enjoy the ride.